Chef Tony Maws made an appearance at my gluttonous, over-the-top meal at Craigie on Main. He arrived, without any fanfare, at the presentation of the 6th course of a 6 course meal (a 3 part dessert was still to come, but I didn’t know it at that point). He seemed a little tired – he worked as a line cook most of the week, after all – having just exited the carefully curated chaos of an open kitchen at Craigie’s new Central Square location. (Their vacated location in Harvard Square is now filled by Krista Kranyak’s second branch of Ten Tables.)
Over by the kitchen, dishes rested briefly under glaring spotlights before being snatched up by an army of servers.
“Two runners!” a cook barked, setting down a gorgeous presentation of three cheeses as another cook deftly wiped the plate rim clean.
Maws paused briefly by our table to explain our sixth course. He accessorized his chef whites with a two day stubble. No smile, all business. I tried to take notes, but he rattled off culinary terminology too rapidly and matter-of-factly, with no sense of the intimacy of his own knowledge. His world was Craigie, and he expected that it was mine as well.
Then he disappeared, swallowed by the tinny clangs and buttery aromas of the kitchen.
I had told the waiter to go crazy with bizarre ingredients, particularly strange animal parts. Maws suscribed to the local, organic, tail-to-nose school of cooking. I only made one request: the farro risotto with blood sausage.
So it wa a surprise when at this juncture, Maws unceremoniously presented us with a pig’s foot, bones and all, filled with a blend of pork and mushroom inside the skin.


It was creative, visually thrilling, and well-executed, but unfortunately, not my favorite of the bunch. I was still glowing from the obscenely delicious farro risotto (an unmitigated triumph), and the heaviness of the pork didn’t sit well. But other courses ranged from beautifully interesting to inspiring the kind of sensation that I live for: that moment, when upon first forkful, taste becomes a glorious, cosmic slap. Divinity. Taste buds serve double duty as an opera, a schoolboy choir.
That “oh my god” kind of revelation. What is this gorgeous stuff that I am eating?
And to think, it all started with three amuse bouches.





First, a geoduck (pronunciation: gooey duck) clam with orange coulis, florida pink salmon with radish and grapefuit, and finally, a house-cured greek sardine.

Then a light, fresh second course. Australian yellow tail and avocado. Like the coolness of spring and a summer morning by the sea.

After clearing our plates and delivering a new fork and knife, the waitress carted over a real knockout – melt-in-your-mouth miso black cod with crispy ginger salad. Probably the best fish I’ve ever had. It was so good I ate half of it before I realized I needed to photograph it. Unbelievably juicy, with a texture I didn’t know was achievable.

This was followed by a lull in the meal, with a well-done but forgettable tagliatelle, cockle shells, cured pork jowls (reminded me of the thin, sweet Chinese sausages my mother loved), and thistle.

Then another round of plate clearing, utensil switching, and a hint at what was to come.
“I think you’ll like the next course,” the waitress says, with a wicked gleam in her eye.
So this comes out: brilliantly done, unusual, and oh my god, was it tasty. Roasted farro, boudin noir (blood sausage), and cock’s comb risotto with a farm fresh egg lovingly dropped in the middle. She suggested we break it open and mix the yolk with the rest of the motley ingredients. It was pure heaven. The blood sausage was just right – earthy, out of the ordinary, but not overwhelming, and each bite revealed some new discovery. Ah, there’s the cock’s comb. Oh, mushrooms, with all their wonders of umami.
I wiped the plate down with a piece of bread since I was too embarrassed to lick the bowl. But I would have. I really would have.

Finally, it was when Maws appeared with the sixth course – the pork and mushroom stuffed pig’s foot. Described as a pork “mousse” it was a rich, carnivorous crowning touch.

tea infused pannacotta
Then began the dessert course. My friend tried to order hot chocolate when given the after dinner drinks menu, but was told by our completely charming waitress, “Don’t worry about that.”
She came back with two small, unremarkable glasses, filled with what looked like milk.
It was jasmine tea and rooibos infused pannacotta. Dessert is one of the best mediums of pleasure, since it is uniquely posed to distill a flavor into something purer than the original, then injecting it into a sexier medium. Like gelato. Or ice cream. Or pannacotta. Drinking jasmine or rooibos tea again will look like a weak watercolor in comparison.

Our desserts were a warm corn grits, hazelnuts, calaminthe ice cream…

… then a Valrhona chocolate terrine. Frighteningly intense, a mouthful brought on a “what did I get myself into” feeling, kind of like when commitmentphobic you realizes you’re utterly infatuated with the person you’re dating.

Finally, to cap it all off, we were handed an ancho chili and cardamom infused Valrhona hot chocolate.
Overall, the food was stunning, the decor modern and unpretentious, and I loved getting lost watching the open kitchen. The Asian female waitress was my favorite, but a different waiter bringing over every course created a lack of continuity. One waiter, in particular, was more terse than the rest, dropping off our dishes with the briefest of the introductions and no smile.
Despite those hiccups, service was charming. Dishes were well-paced. If you can do a 6 course at Craigie, go for it. It’ll be stunning, I promise.



their beady eyes were watching me

better than a dollar menu.

Vegetarian beef: it's what's for dinner.

Spiny crabs?!!
Read about it in the Crimson tomorrow.
EDIT: Here’s the link to the article I wrote. You can find now-opened Sweet at Zero Brattle Square in H Square. Try the red velvet!
Meanwhile, entertain yourself by looking at pretty pictures on their website. Here’s a sample:

So word from McClelland at Boston’s swanky L’Espalier (where I recently did a lovely lunch) is that they have had a change of heart and are now participating in Restaurant Week… sort of.
A distinct possibility is that they realized with all the business heading towards other high end restaurants doing Restaurant Week, they faced the possibility of rotting truffles and surplus humanely farmed lobster moldering away, and thus decided to join the fray on their own terms.
The dinners are $7 more expensive than how much RW dinners are supposed to be, but the lunches are $4 cheaper, and hey, it’s L’Espalier! Here’s their bit of propaganda that ended up in my inbox:
We are pleased to announce that we are expanding our Restaurant Week repertoire! Lunch will be extended an extra week, and for the first time, we will be offering a “modified” Restaurant Week dinner menu for the bargain price of $40.09!
LUNCH $20.09
First course, main course & dessert
Daily from March 9-March 31
11:30am-2:30pm
DINNER $40.09
First course, main course & dessert
Daily from March 15-March 27, excluding Saturday, March 21
5:30pm-10:30pm
This is the story of how my day got kind of fantastic.
I stop by Christina’s Ice Cream in Inman Square, renowned for its awesomeness. I stop in and am the only person in the store.
I look at the board of ice cream flavors. There are many.
I hate making decisions.
“How many flavors do you have?” I ask the man behind the counter.
He shrugs, then starts counting the rows and columns. “Almost 40.”
I ask for suggestions, so he says the black raspberry is good. I try a sample, it’s heavy on the butterfat – a tantalizing, all-too-brief raspberry spoonful.
“Have you tried peanut butter?” he suggests, handing me another spoon.
I’m debating what else to try. Last time I was here, the employee was surly and limited me to three tastes, but still wasn’t able to detract from the near-transcendental experience of carrot cake ice cream. (Chewy frozen raisins! Cake bits! Walnuts!)
The flavors all look so exotic. I remember the way the Khulfi, cardamom and pistachio, hit me with an exotic familiarity .
“Can I just try everything and pay you for it? It won’t amount to more than a scoop,” I say.
The man kind of just smiles. “Everything?” he says. “That’s a lot. What do you want to try?”
I try Mexican chocolate. He waits for me to make my next selection.
Two little kids come in and bicker over what flavors and toppings to get. When it’s clear they haven’t made up their minds, I request burnt sugar, which he hands me. This one evokes a kind of audible “Oh!” from me. Then banana cinnamon. Then coconut butterfinger, incredible. This brings more of an, “Oooh.” Then ginger molasses.
I try Adzuki bean. I am mellow now, basking warmly in the avalanche of new flavors.
Finally, I order a boring scoop of mango. It comes out to 2.70, but I only have $2 and a $20. He just takes the $2.
This is the kind of thing that money can never buy.
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Inman Square is place you have to visit. Take your date here, especially if he/she has never experienced it. And take into account I traversed it in doomed-march-into-Russia temperatures and imagine what a tour would be like if the weather were sunny… I can see myself repeating the experience in clingy wrap dress and espadrilles already.
Inman Square, for the uninitiated, is a really cute, indie little neighborhood that spans no more than a few straight blocks, but packs independently-owned joy into every corner.
This itinerary assumes you have a bottomless stomach. (Me.)
First, stop at Punjabi Dhaba for a chicken tikka masala plate which will come on a metal cafeteria tray and cost you oh, like 7-8 bucks. If you are traveling in packs of small girls, order a combo platter and split it – it’s enough food for 3 people who aspire to go to the gym, but don’t actually, except maybe that one time at the beginning of the semester… wait, that doesn’t count.
But wait, you’re still hungry! Because of said large stomach! If you’re low on cash, skip Punjabi Dhaba altogether and head to Bukowski’s Tavern on a weekday between 12 and 8 to get a black Angus beef burger for $1.69… I shit you not. That’s like, the price of a small, plain black coffee costs at Starbucks. Adding fries costs about a dollar extra.
After being amazed at the economically impossible, do some digesting and shopping at Boutique Fabulous for fabulous things like egg frames that will turn your sunny side ups into hearts, locally made chocolate, opulent vintage chandeliers, and rhinestone clip ons. All of it is unbearably precious and well-curated.
Then stop by Midwest Grill, the Brazilian barbecue place. Not for the food, but for the little girl who knows how to hustle.
You’ll see what I mean.
I walk in the door and ask for a menu, realizing the stupidity of this request as soon as I say it. It’s Brazilian barbecue; they just bring you more and more meat until somewhere, a baby seal cries.
The girl is maybe 11, 12. She’s wearing a pink High School Musical hoodie and immediately insists I see their buffet. She is so insistent that I agree to go with her.
On the 10 steps over there, she glides briefly on her wheel-embedded sneakers. “See,” she declares, a little breathless, “We have beans,” she stirs them, to show me that they are in, fact, beans, “and ribs, and [some Portuguese name] which has bread crumbs and um, kielbasa, and salad, and…”
She introduces me to every last dish in that buffet. They are about 20 of them, and the only she messes up is beets: “I’m not sure what this is, but it’s a fruit.”
As a grand finale, she names the salad oils.
When I tell her I’m not actually hungry but might come back later, she doesn’t give up. “We have desserts for takeout,” she tries.
As I’m leaving, she admonishes, “Make sure to take a candy on the way out!”
Anyway, thank you little girl at Midwest Grill for making my day.
Other things to try in Inman: grab an Oreo (free!) from the big glass jar at All-Star Sandwich Shop. Buy a Brazilian candy (50c) at Muqueca, or just have dinner there, which I hear is fantastic as well.
So yes, go to Inman Square. Wander its shops. Try the Vietmanese coffee at 1369 coffeehouse and ask the employees about the barista-competitions they’ve entered. They have framed latte art on the walls.
Sometimes in life you luck out, but it can be easier in Inman.