For those of you that expressed interest (i.e. the inimitable MyInnerFatty), here’s my scallion pie from a few entries back that I never posted a photo of.
The Sriracha is cleverly mixed with crushed San Marzano tomatoes as sauce. That was kind of the whole point of the pizza.
All kinds of massive pizzafail after the jump. No, I don’t pretend I’m a professional pizza maker…
I don’t think parents understood what was going on – but I was happy to turn out one pie that didn’t look like it was missing a chromosome, for example:
This was shaped this way on purpose. It was an art piece. “Amoeba pizza pregnant with twins.” Get it? Ha! I’m so clever.
This is my artistic interpretation of Lindsay Lohan’s prospects at a career revival. Yeasty, saucy, terribly misguided.
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For what it’s worth, the first one looks pretty good :)
and I don’t think my parents ever know what I’m cooking until it’s too late to salvage.
Posted by Nicholas | July 29, 2010, 4:51 pmamazing looking pizzas you have there!
Posted by organic pizza | January 19, 2011, 1:47 pm