[Photo Album] Hey, Remember That Time I Tried to be a Beauty Queen?

Me and the best Miss NY USA ever, Tracey Chang

Love her! Everything a beauty queen should be – smart, ambitious, and yes, gorgeous.

I am now paler and paunchier, four days after the fact.

This photo shall serve as photo evidence that I was indeed, for two brief seconds, ever so fit and tan. I’m a little scared by the ribs, but I think that’s just my oversize skeleton poking through.

FOBs need love, too.

Yeah, I had no idea why they had cadets there either.

There are just some things you don’t question.