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How To Dress When Backpacking: Or, You’re Doing it All Wrong

At home, I usually pride myself as a reasonably put-together person. I may only wear one pair of shoes… but they’re a pair of platform wedges. I wear more dresses and skirts than the average college student. I at least attempt to swipe on black eyeliner and some concealer.

However, backpacking takes away all your pretensions. There you are, dancing away in light-up Minnie Mouse ears and sweatpants while some Australian dude spills a bucket of whiskey coke all over you. Oops. God forbid you get in the way when a Thai bartender slams a beer bottle on belligerent reveler, knocking him bloodied and unconscious.

So let me share my style lessons.

1) Flip flops. I’ve scaled steep, slippery rocks in a bikini and flip flops. I’ve motorbiked in flip flops. I’ve partied in flip flops. I would probably scuba dive in flip flops if it made any sense. Pro tip: after Full Moon Party on Thailand’s Koh Phangan, hundreds of flip flops wash up on the beach by mid-morning. Free flip flops galore!!

Looking like a rectangle is really hot this season!

2) Parachute pants. You see all those hippie backpackers with the dreads and funny looking pants. You laugh at them silently and think, gross hippie backpackers! I’m not like them! Then your hair gets all dusty and matted and locals ogle you because you’re wearing shorts and a tank top, plus it’s just really hot. Then you realize that parachute pants are God’s gift to backpackers: cheap, comfortable, cooling, light, and let you sprawl around without being indecent. Just be careful when getting on bikes or motorbikes – I always end up getting twisted around the back of the seat. Thank you, hippies, for letting me see the light.

3) Helmets. I have worn so many suspect motorcycle helmets. The top will be so scratched that it looks like the previous owner was tossed headfirst from a cliff. The buckle won’t stay buckled. The visor will be hanging off one hinge. Wear your damn helmet. And make sure the buckle works. Remember, don’t do drugs and go tubing/cliff jumping/rope swinging.

4) Viscose. Let me champion the cause of manmade fibers. These wholly unnatural fabrics will dry with amazing speed after a day of carting your 20 kilo (see, I’ve been away from the US too long) backpack and trying to haggle with tuk-tuk drivers by making silly duck faces after their ridiculous first offer. It helps me avoid getting angry, which is the kiss of death for haggling in these parts. So don’t get angry. Make weird duck faces, puppy faces, hop around like a rabbit, something. Laugh. Then, “You give me good price?” They will be so confused, they might just slip up. Also, if you just stay silent for a long time, then walk away, that works too.

Baby monkey!

5) Swimwear. If you pay the exorbitant fee to go walk in the shark tank at Bangkok’s aquarium, they give you a bikini for free. Free! For only the cost of a lame shark tank experience that could easily net you 2 real scuba dive sessions in a beautiful island dive site. Not worth it. But good for feeding monkeys in.

5a) Monkeys. They are not your friends!

5b) Monkeys, part II. Monkeys are like rats, but cuter and with brainpower and opposable things. Think about how terrifying this is. They will snatch your plastic bags and potato chips. If you try to feed the baby monkeys, the big monkeys will yell and take their food. However, they’re pretty cute when you throw them pineapple chunks from your kayak and they wash the food first before eating it. Repeat after me: Monkeys  = not your friends.

6) Hair ties. Buy them at 7-Eleven. Or cut a section off your pantyhose.

7) Pants. Wear them when you ride elephants bareback. Their hair is really coarse and wiry. Also, you shouldn’t ride elephants bareback. At least, I don’t think you’re supposed to. But no one else was watching and the Thai guy said it was fine. “Will I fall off?” “No no,” he says, smiling. Good luck.

Biking through Siem Reap, Cambodia

8) Daypacks. Motorcycle bag snatches are not uncommon here. Sometimes, the thief will carry a knife to slash your bag strap as they make a 2-wheeled getaway. Always let go, or else you’ll get dragged into the street and I will cry. So, like the anxious wreck I am, I carry a small backpack everywhere. I bought it in Ipoh for like, 30 Ringgit. (~$10) Which was too much. I saw a pile at the discount store in Kuala Lumpur for $15 Ringgit. (~$5) I should have bargained harder! My backpack brings all the boys to the yard. Along with my juvenile Asian pencil case that I stick antibiotics, eyedrops, and bandaids in.

9) Skin ailments. Not usually part of my beauty routine. At least to not to this scarring degree. But I like to think my shoulders, once pristine and now populated with white, polka-dot like patches, are the new fashion trend. Backpacker skin FTW!

10) Sarongs. I already detailed why I love sarongs in a different post, but my love just never ends. They also make for good ninja disguises and neck rests on long bus rides. Also for posing in Khmer Rouge’s legacy of abandoned houses in Kep.

BONUS: 11) Tshirts. Wearing a “SAME SAME” (front) “BUT DIFFERENT” (back) shirt doesn’t make you cool.

BONUS #2: 12) Lobsters. They’re giant sea bugs. Just think about it.

I hope this list helps you.

Discussion

11 Responses to “How To Dress When Backpacking: Or, You’re Doing it All Wrong”

  1. Lingbo, it sounds like you are having an amazing time traveling. I’ve loved following along on Facebook!

    Posted by Michelle | January 26, 2012, 7:55 am
  2. Just stumbled upon your blog, which looks like a lot of fun! Some good tips here! Flip flops and hair ties, oh yeah, those are some girly must brings!

    Posted by Lamchop | March 9, 2012, 9:37 pm
  3. Hi, Lingbo! I’m hoping this reaches you well and relatively quickly as I’m leaving for my trip in ONE week! :) It’s VERY hard to find answers to little specific questions…

    I’m a 29 year old New Yorker who recently quit my dead-end job to finally travel and live/work in new places. I’ve lived in Puerto Rico and touristy summer-towns, but the next 3 months I’ll be backpacing SE Asia and it’s my FIRST time leaving the country. I’m super excited and blogs like yours are inspiring me more each day.

    I have scoured the internet for weeks making sure I am mentally and physically prepared (as much as I can be) and I actually learned most from your blog! Of course, a week before I leave. Anyway, I’m still desperate for answers to a few little stupid questions that are weighing on my mind and check-lists. I think you can help and appreciate any input!

    Flip flops. You mention them, but the kind really matters. I decided to order “travel sandals” in the most stylish design lol, because we all now they’re kinda hideous. Is this overkill? The only flips i’ve found comfy enough for long days of walking are the sanuk yoga mat ones and those aren’t good when wet. If the travels sandals are too much, What are good COMFY flip flops??

    Pants. You mention light ones and then you rave about those parachute pants which look like an awesome idea. Which did you bring? Should i buy a pair of those from a Forever 21 type place and bring them? Or can I find them in Thailand? I already bought a “travel” pair from an outdoor store- like stretchy khaki water resistant, etc. Is that overkill too or is that fine?

    Thanks again and I hope my travel stories and blog end up as good as yours!

    Posted by gina | January 8, 2013, 10:18 pm
    • Oh, and another seemingly unimportant question, but it’s driving me crazy… What do you recommend for reading? Bring a book and do a book-swap at a hostel and use my iPhone to read e-books (small screen) or a kindle for the bigger and better lit screen?

      Posted by gina | January 8, 2013, 10:39 pm
  4. great article. as a young woman who has travelled alone in south east asia several times this is great. thanks!

    Posted by A | March 19, 2013, 7:03 am
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  6. Oh my goodness, you are hilarious!! Why haven’t I came across your blogs before? I’m travelling at the moment, heading to Southeast Asia on Wednesday so reading up on some tips and stumbled across your blog!! You’re really sharp, keep up the good work!!

    Posted by Abby Reid | October 18, 2014, 5:06 pm
  7. Great list! And you’re really funny. Thank you!

    Posted by Sharee | August 12, 2015, 6:54 pm

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  1. […] The pants are truly ridiculous. And utterly impractical in the land of squat toilets. But they are awfully comfy, and until they appeared in H&M this year in the US, they made unique souvenirs. Backpackers, for the most part, know they look ridiculous, but also can’t resist their siren call. […]

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