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Help, my dinner has tiny claws and tiny brains.

a frightening cross between lobster and jumbo shrimp, 13 yuan, about $2 USD

a frightening cross between lobster and jumbo shrimp, 13 yuan, about $2 USD

a mutilated crustacean

a mutilated crustacean

You know, it’s funny. I’ve eaten brains and balls and everything in between, but even I was really intimidated by these puppies. I kind of stared at the tray and asked the waiter for help on how to approach them. Do I eat the head? Rip the shell off, eat the tail, and get a little bit of the head, he instructed me. They gave me a bowl of vinegar and plastic gloves to handle these, which were cooked with super-hot whole chilis and left a scum of fiery orange oil all over my gloves.

I preferred the mutton kebabs they also served. Those were just plain delicious – crackling and fatty, sprinkled with cumin and chili lakes.

The waiters were all from Henan province. One waiter’s family was still there.

Why are you in Shanghai? I asked.

Why did your parents go to America? he asked, laughing. To make money.

Fair enough.

What are your hours? I asked him. He said they worked from 6am until 2am, staying open to make more money. He had a dinner of noodles. They were all fascinated that I came from America, and asked me how much my plane ticket was (an unimaginable sum of money). I gave them all the extra change in my backpack as an introduction to the American practice of tipping.

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Discussion

6 Responses to “Help, my dinner has tiny claws and tiny brains.”

  1. hm. cognitively )

    Posted by free anime incest | June 16, 2009, 8:19 am
  2. Crawfish… Yuck.

    Posted by DKwan | June 16, 2009, 7:24 pm
  3. hmm

    interesting… I have never tasted crawfish!

    Posted by hellothere | June 17, 2009, 1:42 am
  4. Hey, great post, very well written. You should blog more about this.

    Posted by How I Make $300 a Day Online | June 17, 2009, 11:00 pm
  5. This is amazing. I want to move to China.

    Posted by Lena | June 21, 2009, 10:59 pm
  6. nice! i’m gonna make my own journal

    Posted by little incest drawn | June 30, 2009, 9:43 pm

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