Look at how cute it is!
I don’t understand why guys who try to impress me with strange they’ve eaten will often say they’ve tried squid/calamari. That is a little like saying they’ve had bone in chicken for the first time.
Just because it has tentacles, honey, doesn’t make you an adventurous eater.
(Also, don’t ever google image “tentacles.” I warned you. Don’t do it!)
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