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Summer travels – My first night in London

All I ever saw of London was from a bus window.

All I ever saw of London was from a bus window.

It all began with a resolution to be more worldly.

Attending Harvard, I am surrounded by people who speak by five languages fluently, have spent good portions of their lives in exotic locales, and speak of the streets of Uganda and London alike with infuriating familiarity. During breaks, classmates may jet off to Paris or Saudi Arabia; during the summers, they return with funny stories about sleeping with models in island nations off the African coast or ibanking overseas.

This summer, I decided, would be the summer I finally Traveled.

At first, I thought I was going to design my own vacation. After all, I was putting together itineraries for my two researchers, how hard could it be? But after a few sleepless nights consulting hellish Icelandic bus timetables, I was beginning to hate travel already. So that was how I ended up wandering into the offices of STA Travel and talking to Suzana, a friendly travel rep with a strong accent.

“You’re going to Europe?” she said, breaking into a smile. “That’s so exciting!”

I was wearing a sleeveless silk blouse that tied into a bow at the neck and my peep toe wedges. I felt very Serious. I smiled stiffly. I was going to Europe.

As far as traveling went, I had never gone at it alone. I had never boarded a plane alone. I heard a lot of stories about sketchy European men. I also was very, very good at worrying. And doubting myself.

If I went on a tour, I reasoned, someone would take care of the transportation bit. And I could travel with other people and make friends! I went ahead and booked a two week vacation – a TopDeck tour called “European Wonder.”

Two week's worth of belongings

Two week's worth of belongings

This is how I ended up in a London youth hostel in Stamford Brook, with absolutely no usable money. My US-issued debit card was useless. I only had Euros on me. The first person I talked to blatantly raised and lowered their head to get a better view. I tried to buy a drink, but again, no money. I sat down on a chair across from a guy who was eating pizza. He ignored me. I felt awkward and alone.

A man came up to me. “Do you need money?” he asked.

“I just want to call or email my parents,” I explained, thrilled that someone was being helpful.

“Here, take my internet credit,” he said, handing me a small slip of paper with a code on it. “Are you hungry? Do you want dinner?”

I said I was fine and thanked him for the internet voucher. I went and emailed my parents, then came back.

The guy eating pizza was still there, and offered some of his barbecue chicken pizza. And so that was my first meal. It was cold, the sauce was very sweet, and the cheese had congealed.

My new friend and I traded names and places of origin. “What are you doing in Boston?” he asked.

“I’m in college.”

“Oh? Where?”

Here it comes, I thought. “Harvard,” I said, bracing myself.

“Oh really? I just graduated from there.”

“No way!”

“I was a TF for Justice,” he added.

We chatted some more. He had just interviewed for a consulting job, but was vacationing in France. He kept expressing concern about my finances. (I had money, just not pounds.) When he was about to leave, he pulled out of his wallet and tried to force forty pounds onto me. I insisted that I was fine – I was about to leave on my tour in 6 hours anyway.

“Are you sure?” he said, putting the notes back into his wallet. He told me what room he was staying in in case I needed anything. How… special.

There are two reactions to this story. 1) What a sketchball! 2) He was just being friendly. After all, we both went to Harvard.

It was my first taste of that magical alumni network I was promised from the very moment I opened up my email that began, Congratulations!…

Technical Blah Blah

In case you’re interested in how to make your own website, since I’ve spoken to a lot of people who want to:

– I loved my webhost, 2mhost. I am so happy I switched over from Doteasy.com after about 5 years. Hosting is only $2.45 a month if you pay for two years and you can run PHP/MySQL/CGI scripts.

– What are those last three things? I am not sure either, but I do know they allow me run WordPress and thus, finally have a proper blog.

WordPress is actually very simple to install if you half a clue what you’re doing. If you don’t, get a friend to help you. I wouldn’t even venture to write a template from scratch, but the one I use, Plainscape, is very easy to fiddle around with if you’re comfortable with CSS and HTML.

– Graphics are made in Photoshop, some initial coding for the old website was done in Seamonkey’s composer function.

– Stock photos from SXC.hu.

An Ode

Madonna, you look real good.

Seriously, for a woman in her late forties whilst all the other Hollywood debutantes lose their dewy sheen of youth post twenty nine, you work it hard. Let’s forget the Desperate Housewives phenom for a second, and just focus on you crashing your pretty T Bird into a phone pole and hitting the gas pedal in CFM stilettos. That pin straight platinum bob! That navy blue jumpsuit! Even that pointy coned corset top Gaultier fashioned for your Blonde Ambition was pretty damn awesome. Madonna, you are so cool. That scene with you walking in tune with the beat in that badass black leather bomber and skinny jeans is just divine.

circa "Blonde Ambition"

You keep ribbing on your crazy youth, but please don’t! We all know that popping out of a big cake and hitting the ground in your white lace wedding gown was your idea, and we love you for it. Sure, you had to make everybody think you hit your vulgar low point in the early nineties, but subs and doms the world over appreciated it. Burning crosses? Just brilliant, Madge.

You had the world wrapped around your blinged-out pinky finger. You were my first strong female figure to look up to, after Michelle Kwan’s sweet little figure skating smile, I could instead by hypnotized by your crazy outfits and wild antics. Maybe I can blame you for the way I am today. Oh Madonna, those were good days.

That whole reinvention thing too, makes my stony heart go a flutter. Material Girl to Dominatrix Girl to Nirvana Girl to Goth Girl and everything in between! I wish I could achieve your level of perfect blondeness, sport those bleached-out locks with the same panache. You shapeshifter, you chameleon, you so perfectly in tune with the indiosyncrasies of pop culture (with a clunker here and there, but you are so terribly and charmingly human, after all): you entertain me so. I will rail against those parental watch groups, those Christian lobbyists, who have tried to crush you and only succeeded in driving you even higher up the food chain.

Your controversy is as variable as your hair color. I can only aspire to the same.

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Lana Lingbo Li

I'm a world traveler / enthusiastic eater who's now blogging and producing videos over at HelloLana.com. Visit me there!

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